My Poor Baby’s Pepe

Today while I was finally sitting down in the kitchen I heard a loud shriek- followed seconds later by incessant screams. Without even seeing what happened, I could tell my son unzipped his feetie pajamas and snagged his penis.

Instantly,  I raced up the steps and helped him carefully move the zipper.

Without thinking, I tried to pat his balls with my cold hands while yelling for my other child to bring up the boo boo bunny. When she came up, I grabbed it and put it on his penis area.

It wasn’t until I noticed the look of horror on my daughter’s face that I realized her look.


“Don’t worry, I’ll wash the bunny,” I said.

“Yea, but are you going to wash your hands too?” she asked, as she walked away horrified.

About Lady in Red

mom of 3
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