While reading my child a bedtime story the other day I commented on the fact that she needed to shower. She told me that she would shower in the morning and was fine.

However, when I went down to sniff her hair to see if it had to be done right away, I got a whiff of her b.o.

Two things happened on nasal impact: my eyes literally burned from the ethnic stank simultaneously burning my nasal passages and I realized my kid is nearing puberty at 3 feet tall.