A Marriage Certificate Part Deux

Pre marriage: If I were undressing, I would bury my underwear in the bottom of the hamper, so that my innards would remain confidential.

Post marriage: Hubby has to step over them en route to the toilet causing him to pee and vomit simultaneously.

About Lady in Red

mom of 3
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