Monthly Archives: July 2015

The Real Reason

It is amazing to me that parents still try to hide their child’s “differences” through verbal prompting, “stop doing that!” or physical prompting. As a child professional provider, I can tell within 3 minutes what is going on inside their … Continue reading

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911- What’s Your Emergency?

This afternoon I managed to leave 23 voice messages for local child services’ providers- and I have memorized all of their tag lines: “if this is a true medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911 or go to your … Continue reading

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Shit, Piss and Pee.

Those are the names of my three children. But let me explain. This evening we decided to go as a family to see the fireworks. Now, hubby wanted to take two cars in case my 7 year old needed to … Continue reading

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How Does One Celebrate A Decade?

When I find the answer to this question, I’ll be sure to tell you.

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Hubby’s Father’s Day

“Kids, did you say Happy Father’s day?” The end.

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Mother’s Day

8 AM- feed kids breakfast- Old Country Buffet style. 10:30- Finish cleaning the kitchen and mopping the floors. 11:45- Upstairs beds are made and rooms are cleaned. 12:15 PM- Throw third load of laundry in while making lunch. 2 PM- … Continue reading

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The Magic of Bullshit

Today is (Monday-Friday) … Have you had you used your new Rolling Brush? Are you tired of people thinking you look your age? I’ve tried all the products out there, and this is the best product by far- it’s called … Continue reading

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Kids Say the Darnedest Things Part 2

Son to friend (10 minutes later): My mom farted again.

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Kids Say The Darnedest Things

The other week my youngest was on the phone with his BFF and they were having parallel conversations. That is, until I passed gas. Me: (gas) Son: (laughing/whispering) My mom just farted. Me: (whispering) Don’t tell him that! Son: (laughing) … Continue reading

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