Monthly Archives: November 2014

Psycho Ward

Having to walk down two corridors filled with “small” waiting rooms with noise machines while NPR plays quietly to kill any chance of breach of confidentiality, I’ve decided that I may as well wear a hospital gown with the back … Continue reading

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Why Don’t You Tell Me About…

Your pregnancy. That was the beginning of the first session with our new worry doctor. Actually, I shouldn’t say, “our” since it may very well be “my” worry doctor. But I digress. Who can recall what I felt almost a … Continue reading

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You Get What You Pay For

This evening I finally used the silent auction item that I won- a catered dinner for 10. When I put my mom in charge of contacting the caterer, she was informed that our menu would be whatever the chef is … Continue reading

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Why Is The Bathroom Door Locked?

“I need privacy; you can’t just walk in on me when I am in the bathroom. Now, we need more toilet paper because I had to use kleenex and a baby wipe,” said my eldest. How about this? Does this … Continue reading

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No Parenting The Parent

It is a concern of mine that my eldest especially, likes to parent. And according to the new “worry” doctor, that is the ultimate “no no!” So naturally when I came into the kitchen this evening and my eldest gave … Continue reading

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America’s Most Wanted

My cousin posted a photo of her boyfriend, with and without his beard. To be more specific, the photo with the beard could be any terrorist and the the one sans beard, looked just like a nebbishy man. Comments were … Continue reading

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The Licker

The other evening, I was at a work function when I saw a colleague of mine with her child. The child had had some chocolate ice cream on his face when the mother, took her napkin, licked it, and then … Continue reading

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Popcorn

Last weekend, I begged hubby to show me how to use the theater popcorn machine. He warned me numerously over the years that the clean up would be too much and that if I did it once, I’d never want … Continue reading

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Boonie Talk

You know you are far from home and out of your comfort zone when you start naming all the places you see as you pass them. Chik-fil-et Friendly’s Homegoods A.C. Moore Kohl’s Red Robin China Buddha Hooters

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Sh*t Teachers Say

I was googling youtube to watch funny videos of the “shit people say to….” and decided to see if anyone said anything about teachers. Only one video was posted- funny, but I thought… “I could make a better one.” So, … Continue reading

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