Monthly Archives: July 2014

Junkie

I’m having withdraw from the countless days and hours I spent on my iPad watching shows- Between Will, Zoe and Vee’s deaths, I am fit to be tied!

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Brother Husbands

I find it so heart warming to know that our Waldo lawn man has now taken up parenting my children as another hobby of his. This evening, while crawling around the weeds- one of my kids stood around him and … Continue reading

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Do I have Ghost in my Lineage?

While tottering around my mother’s pool, a spinster slithered in and while standing toe to toe, looked directly at the lifeguard and proceeded to ask him if he would have “the children,” swim some place else.  Now, this was before … Continue reading

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Summer Reading

This summer I… completed 16 hours of mandatory continuing education made 3 Halloween costumes cleaned every carpet in my house- by hand made beautiful window treatments in 14 hours baked 8 challot for the New Year planned two birthdays for … Continue reading

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Gym Rules

I’ve been going to my gym for a year now- and today, I took ownership. That’s right- it went like this: me- It’s hot in here; you know I need the air! coach- We didn’t even start yet- already you’re … Continue reading

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Hold Your Penis!

My son has an issue with standing while making- he feels it’s OK to stand arched back and air aim, and I feel it’s important to guide the ship. However, while taking him to a public bathroom I learned the … Continue reading

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Idiots, Idiots and more Idiots

You gotta love the FB Community websites- the one that hosts a bunch of invalids who have no mothers to speak to. This morning I was reading more bullshit- “What time does your husband come home? Is it awful to … Continue reading

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Dear Moishe

I find it funny that only the Jews are posting and reposting videos and articles about Israel while everyone else is still posting selfies, recipes and scenery. Don’t get me wrong, there are times I will post hourly how my … Continue reading

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All Nighters

I’ve been watching over 100 hours of television as if I was on crack or cramming for finals- and if not for FB, I would have no idea what’s going on in the world. More specifically, if not for Jew … Continue reading

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Check Please!

The other day I took my children for some scenic dining by the local train station so that my youngest could get his kicks.  When we entered the vacant patio, the waiter asked if we wanted to sit near the … Continue reading

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