Monthly Archives: May 2014

Shirt Head!

There is nothing worse than fucking up a text with misspelled words to a newly bereaved friend. The other day, I sent my condolences to a friend who’s brother tragically died. “Thinking of you today; wanted to shot you an … Continue reading

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Pay by the Word

Whenever one of my kids has a problem with the others, I usually hear the partial story and often times, it will either be screamed or whispered. Really, there is little grey area with my kids when wronged. So the … Continue reading

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A Rose By Any Other Name

My middle child HATES being called by the older child’s name; it’s a real hour in hell for anyone who mistakenly calls her A instead of B. So you can imagine my demeanor when her aunt Dottie sat across from … Continue reading

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What’s New Pussycat?

My youngest likes to say the word pussy. Over and over, “pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy…. cat.” And where did he learn this: from Great Poppop, who always calls me, “pussycat.”

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Happy Mother’s Day To You

My son learned a new song for Mother’s day, to the tune of, “London Bridge.” It goes like this: Happy Mother’s day to you, day to you, day to you, Happy Mother’s day to you, I love you. So he … Continue reading

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First Position

My gym is a small room- maybe 15′ x 12, so getting there early is key for a good spot. However, the best spot in the room is First Postion. That is the first spot on the left, facing the … Continue reading

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Boot Camp

I love my gym; it’s simple, yet friendly. Personalized, yet simplified. Fun and dynamic. Small, but manageable. I could go on and on about how great this workout is, but I digress. However, this evening, I noticed my coach sneeze … Continue reading

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