Top 10 Mother’s Day Gifts

1. Sleeping in
2. Sleeping in some hotel alone
3. Not doing a single thing for the children who made the day possible.
4. Watching hubby run around like a chicken without his head whilst I play online poker all day.
5. Laying/lying around all day while someone cleans the house and watches the children.
6. Watching marathon DVR of any and all non-essential shows that I programmed.
7. Diamonds- when in doubt, buy diamonds.
8. Hubby taking the kids out all day to spend time with thier grandmother.
9. Someone else making Monday’s school lunches.
10. Not hearing, “mommy can you…..” at all during the 24 hour period.

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mom of 3
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