When I got my new wheels, it was very important for hubby to put in a “state of the art” portable DVD system- the whole nine yards!

That was 2 years ago. And in 2 years, we have managed to watch maybe 20 minutes in total of a movie- and 1000 minutes of the blank blue screen.

Apparently, state of the art also means: worthless piece of shit that nobody knows how to fucking use.