I decided while en route through a horrific neighborhood to a viewing, that I would not be buried in bumblefuck, XX, nor would I have my service in some former Jewish neighborhood that only sees Jews on sad occassions.

Nope! I decided that I will be buried in a nearby plot with all religions, if for nothing more than convenience. The only people who will be inconvenienced will be the other generations who feel like “visiting” their great, great, greats, in the hood, hood, hood.