Monthly Archives: February 2014

Don’t Hug Me!

Again, my daughter was worried about hugging her cousin too hard. Awhile back, I informed her that if she hugged too hard, that’s how she would make a baby. And awhile back, hubby corrected her and said, “if nothing goes … Continue reading

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Wanna Buy Some Crack?

While leaving the Skatium, a little girl asked me if I wanted to buy some Girl Scouts’ Cookies. Apparently, I left my “don’t approach me I’m not friendly,” sign at home and this child wanted to score some $$ to … Continue reading

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She Works Hard For The Money

All I can say is the next time I hire a nanny, she will without a doubt, be hourly.

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The Gift That Keeps On Giving

A while back, I gave a gift to a friend of mine for her child’s birthday. It was a gift that their child could create with their family at a unique venue. I thought it was a great gift, since … Continue reading

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And So I Won’t

I’ve been thinking about chopping off my hair again; pixie style. And while I’ve come close in the past- having what was more of a mushromom do…. than the shortest I wanted. In any event, I’ve been thinking about cutting … Continue reading

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Search and Rescue

For about six months I have had to use my magnifying mirror to check out my face before going to work. What am I checking for?? You got it. So daily, I am looking in all aspects of the lighted … Continue reading

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Whoops

There comes a time when one finds out that they’ve been deleted from your friends’ list on FB… and my time, was today. I was trying to “set” up a friend on a date and decided she was ready a … Continue reading

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Top 10 Things I Hate About Birthday Parties

10. The Clean up before and after 9. The shopping for favors and decor 8. What to serve for lunch 7. Where to hang allĀ the Nit infestedĀ jackets 6. Waiting for parents to pick up 5. Filling in the gaps until … Continue reading

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Main Idea

This evening my eldest and I were online reading one of her books when she came upon another book that piqued her interest. “Where does food come from?” But I was too late: she had already hit the “ear” which … Continue reading

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Play Something I’m Giving Up On You

The other day was my child’s birthday; the party was at our house. And while typically my parties are the perfect amount of time, this one wasn’t. In fact, there were about 18 squirming and bored children after dessert with … Continue reading

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