Monthly Archives: January 2014

Secret Reader

My eldest was VERY upset with me on Friday afternoon. Kid: Why did you leave the books in my classroom after you read to my class?! Me: Why? I asked, already fearing the resopnse. Kid: EVERYBODY TOUCHED MY BOOKS WITH … Continue reading

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Cheese Please

Today I stood in line for 1/2 lb of American Cheese. And today, I left with no cheese. Why?? While the lady was slicing my cheese, I noticed the “sniff.” Every couple of seconds, she sniffed. And sniffed. And sniffed. … Continue reading

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The Curse of the Weekend Sponge

Miraculously, every Saturday-Sunday, hubby does not know how to use a sponge. Dishes can just pile in the sink, or be left at the kitchen table- the apparent weekend position of the leftover dishes.

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GD Damn Market

Another thing, I cannot stand the people who stand in line with their hands in their asses- who simply cannot help to load their own food into their own bags to hurry the process along! Today I was going to … Continue reading

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The Trouble With the Market

Where do I begin? Today I went to the market for my weekly supply that ultimately will last until Wednesday, and I was annoyed instantly when I went to the bagel section. I could NOT for the life of me, … Continue reading

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Flight 6:40

The time I sat for three hours was on our plane to Jamaica; until tonight. Thank you to Martin, CNN and my husband, for taking me to see the other Leonardo film that also lasted 3 hours. I suppose had … Continue reading

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Spider-Man

That was the last time hubby got to choose the movie he wanted to see. That was, until tonight when he chose The Wolf of Wall Street. The next time hubby chooses a movie, it will be with his girlfriend.  … Continue reading

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Quick Draw McGraw

Hubby had this wild idea that he wanted relations tonight. I asked if it would take 11 seconds as in the film we’d just seen. His retort: “Well, look at what he had to look at.” This idea came and … Continue reading

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Maxed Budget

Two things here…. Do all these poor people doing “renos” in order to sell their home have something called: grandparents? Why are these families with children living through a renovation in the renovation?? How about a hotel room or perhaps … Continue reading

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Not To Beat A Dead Horse….

But…. What’s with these mismatched couples on HGTV and who actually speaks like this?? Wife: “Which house do you prefer?… What’s your gutt telling you?” Husband: “I think we can rule out the shabby shack, what do you think?” Wife: … Continue reading

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