Monthly Archives: December 2013

Web MD

According to Web Md and Google, I have one of the following: Diabetes Staph Mersa Cellulitis According to my own personal heart rate, I now have: fear of a sudden heart attack. According to my beloved and resident naysayer, the … Continue reading

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All Rise

My middle child, aka: the mouth, was given her first citation from the district transportation police. Apparently, the driver has an issue with two kindergarteners acting their age- laughing and talking on the 5 person bus. But it’s fine. Afterall, … Continue reading

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Ragtime

For the past few weeks, my new nanny has been on probation- unbeknownst to her. It started when she didn’t like the mouth on my middle child- that annoyed me. Then, it escalated when she was over 2 hours late … Continue reading

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Semantics

I was talking to a fellow coworker about her child’s school district and their math program. Her- They just switched to Singapor Math. Me- Oh, the Chinese really are the best; maybe that’s why your district chose it. Her- It’s … Continue reading

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Pass Over

Did someone forget to put blood on my doorpost?? Why is it that I have a boil on my lower extremity in the year 2013?

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Maybe

The other day I was talking to my niece as the snow was already one day settled. Here was the conversation: Me- So, you probably aren’t going to have dance tonight. Her- I have dance. Me- They may cancel it … Continue reading

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