Monthly Archives: August 2013

Nothing Warms the Cockles…

Of my heart like running after my three children at a fun filled water park, and seeing my aupair’s FB Post of her legs laying on our chaise by our pool. Perhaps 2 loads of laundry and overtired and under … Continue reading

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The Advantage of Being Cross Eyed

Is that you can watch more than one child in a crowded location, unlike me- normal eyes, using my hands like a flight attendant pointing out exit wings, trying to keep an eye on mine.

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The New Waiting Area

I think like overcrowded restaurants which supply you with vibrating pagers, amusement parks should have a detachable locating device that could be affixed to each child, and parents, mainly fathers on iphones, could just hear their whereabouts without having to … Continue reading

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Where Were The Mothers…

When amusement parks were created? I know nobody asked us because the kiddie attractions were sporadically placed throughout the adult rides and the bathrooms were few and far between. Had anyone asked for our opinion… There would be multiple children’s … Continue reading

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Hershey Wardrobe

While walking through the Hershey factory’s gift shop, I noticed the many different apparel with their numerous chocolate logos. Even more fascinating were the shmucks who felt they just had to have them and paid the $24 for the finally … Continue reading

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Hershey

I think there is a huge industry failing to advertise at one of the most popular places in the world- Hershey Park. That’s right- if only Jenny Craig purchased just 2 kiosks within the park, the millions of fatties walking … Continue reading

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The Search is On

I’ve been looking for a new aupair and Housekeeper for a few weeks now. The main thing I am looking for is someone who speaks wonderful english, is a good driver, has an outgoing personality and who’s not ugly but … Continue reading

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Left, Right, Left…

I am the chef in my castle. I am also the brains behind this whole establishment. So when I am busy scurrying around the kitchen trying to prepare another healthy meal for my offspring who will undoubtedly refuse to eat, … Continue reading

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Champ

I’ve been taking boxing lessons this summer- 14 to be exact. And I was feeling really great about myself, my new skills set and semi slimmer body- especially since my coach always called me, “champ.” That was, until he called … Continue reading

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Technology Times

While checking out at the local market, I stood behind a woman who said not one word throughout her entire process. She simply slid her card, entered her pin and took her bags. Amazed by the zip, zang, zing of … Continue reading

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