Note to parents of children like mine:

Do not attempt to visit theme parks…

In summer months
In winter months
Too early in the day
Too late in the day
Before or after meals
Where lines are 20 min. or longer
Where rides are sporadically placed throughout the 100 acre property
Without strollers/ipads/ipods/snacks/port-o-potties/bandaids/ice packs/umbrellas/fans/blankets, etc.
Unless your children can walk/wait and hold it.