Monthly Archives: July 2013

Nor Fair Nor Square

Today I wanted to take my kids on a train ride and have lunch in a nearby town. What I had not planned on was Hilde accompanying me. Nor the extra $8 fare. Nor the $10 lunch. Nor did I … Continue reading

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Great Poppop

This evening, before I walked my grandfather to his warm cave, we stopped in the club room to see what was happening. At one of 15 tables, sat a 96 year old woman, waiting for her Bridge game to begin- … Continue reading

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Mode of Transportation

Most landscapers drive trucks or flatbeds with their gear. My man, pulls a 1980 metal cart- much like a homeless person’s shopping cart. All that’s left is for him to squat in my chidren’s dollhouse and call it home.

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Tom Thumb Speaks

This afternoon while I was opening up the garage so my offspring could play outside, I noticed the lanky lawn man eating his Mighty Dog on my new lawn chair. Since I no longer gasp in shock at his sudden … Continue reading

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Form Rules 101

For the zillionth time, I have to complete for all three children school forms. It’s the same information, year after year, summer, after summer, but I have to do it. However, when filling out the second form where it asks … Continue reading

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Message Maestro

The other day I was leaving a VM for a friend- a long and detailed message. 30 Seconds into it, “Message erased. To rerecord, press 1.” When I went to call back again, I started yet another message and it … Continue reading

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Cellular Signal

Here is an excerpt from a conversation I tried having with my mother, from my cell phone en route to school. me- Hi, on my way to school. mom- How were the kids? me- They don’t like the shirt you … Continue reading

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Clean Me Up

My youngest demanded that I clean him up after he made a poopy. Lazy slug.

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Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

Hubby thought it would be nice to purchase the DVD of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang- since he was such a fan of it as a child. With about 2 hours and 18 minutes into it I hoping the car would … Continue reading

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Life is Good

“Sisters have a gini…. and Daddy has a penis!” Now my child is able to attend preschool.

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