Monthly Archives: April 2013

Jeopardy

When a Jewish person sells or buys their $$$$ house. What is: Check the Public Records Department for the Sale/Purchase price?

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$100,000 Pyramid

Here’s an Oldie but a Goodie of a game… (calm voice) Engagements Births Obituaries Community Corner “What are things Jews read in their Papers on Thursdays?”

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Brooke Shields

She was on The View last week and looked horrendous and old. While she was once a beautiful girl, her hairline got flat; face got broad and eyes got old. Guess the Love wasn’t so Endless.

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The Carp In The Bathtub

One of my favorite and earliest Passover and childhood memory is the book, The Carp in the Bathtub. However, when reading it to my two eldest children and seeing the words in the next sentence, “took the carp from the … Continue reading

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Joey Lawrence

I cannot believe that little Joey Lawrence who was once sexy on Dancing with the Stars years ago, is now the red haired, lisping commentator on Splash. When he asked Nicole Eggert, who fell on a practice dive right before … Continue reading

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Cheddar Cheese

Top 100 people surveyed on Family Feud felt that Cheddar Cheese was the #1 cheese served at parties. Clearly this was not asked to the Jews. And Our #1 Cheese…. Brie. Likely seconded by Gouda.

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Family Feud

I’ve now gotten my children into watching the final rounds of Family Feud. Now they yell and scream for quiet during the 30 second survey.

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Pandas

One of my students asked me if I liked Pandas. I told her that I didn’t. I continued to say they were like bears and would eat me, so I wasn’t fooled by their cuteness of color. She informed me … Continue reading

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Jews and Everyone Else

Everyone Else…. While watching The Voice, I was amazed at the background story on one particular 27 year old male artist. Carson: “Your son lives at home; he works at a front desk of a fittness club– do you ever … Continue reading

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Man Cave

Hubby came in from walking the dog this evening and asked what “that” smell was. “Did youngest shit?” “What smell?” I quietly asked, knowing full well it was the smell of my ass. “Well, I can’t stay in here with … Continue reading

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