Monthly Archives: March 2013

Hotel For Dogs

Once again just thinking about the disgusting hotel in Bumblefuck, CT and I will never again stay in an assigned location based on low rates. I would rather spend the night with Mr. Marlboro on his synthetic pleather seats than … Continue reading

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Major Turn Off

Hubby went poopy on the potty on the train; more than once.

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Amtrak Rules

Rules I feel people should abide by on modes of public transportation: Showers with soap and hot water- no smelly parfumes. No onions, garlic or any other hoagies by any means. No thick NY or Boston accents permitted between PHL … Continue reading

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Planes, Trains and Automobiles

I cannot believe after all my writing today, I forgot the most important stories to relay! When we were going to a wedding, we chose Train as our mode of transportation. However, the car we entered was the Quiet Car. … Continue reading

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Moon River

According to hubby, and the five year old playdate from the other day, the reason we have half moons and crescent moons is indeed because of the shadow of the earth in the sun’s path, and not due to clouds … Continue reading

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Bill and Ted’s Wonderful Vacation

Today my niece is over and was here to play with the kids. Instead, she is playing with hubby and the new online yardsale purchase. Having wonderful conversations of philosophy, politics and religion. While my kids are “smothering” themselves (his … Continue reading

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Buzz Killer

The kids and I would love to have a trampoline. Hubby, being hubby- will have no part of that in our home. Case in point: I have my two week old car sitting in my garage… with the doors and … Continue reading

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Beggars Can’t Be Choosers

I know, many of you are likely wondering, “WTF with my situation?” The thing is, Fluff is trying to get her Visa and it will take some time. And while I am 9/10 times conversationally hijacked, she has a strong … Continue reading

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Wide Awake

Today I am sitting in the kitchen- The Helm of my quarters and was all prepared to Blog and catch up on the last 8 months of People Magazine. Instead, Hilde was shooting the shit my way and telling me … Continue reading

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Armor

I need something strong for my iphone. I used to have the Otter Box but now that I have the Mophie, it won’t fit. Besides, when I throw my phone against a brick wall when Siri acts up again, I’m … Continue reading

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