Monthly Archives: December 2012

Lordy, Lordy, Look Who’s 40

Not me. Not yet.

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525,600 minutes

It’s been 2,190 days since I’ve had a good night’s sleep.

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Ho Ho No

Well, hubby and I had narrowed it down to going to the Hershey Hotel or local Marriott. I was all excited for the two hour drive and Christmas carroling by the 1000 twinkling lit tree, while decorating Christmas cookies and … Continue reading

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Swept Away

I can’t say that I’m proud of the floor cleaning job I have been forced to do daily- forced by both my spilling tots and the lack of full time housekeeping, but I can say that after simply cleaning the … Continue reading

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Virtual Tours

It started out with hubby telling the kids we were off to Florida for a fun filled vacation by the beach and pool. Then it became, “let’s go to the Great Wolf Lodge” and go on the indoor water slides. … Continue reading

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ADHD

I started out cleaning the kitchen, and somehow wound up cleaning the kids’ bathroom. In fact, I went from room to room, cleaning and returning things to the playroom. In the playroom, I found things for the basement. In the … Continue reading

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911 What’s the Emergency?

The other night I made boneless breasts of chicken. The only person who ate it, was new nanny. However, halfway into her chew, she shot up from the table, rushed to the mirror and began feverishly checking for the damage. … Continue reading

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Roller Derby

It’s come to my attention that I am just too slow on my feet at meal times. From now on, I will be suited up with roller skates to accommodate my impatient and starving children. The other night, I would … Continue reading

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Octomom

Does anyone know if I could get some prosthetics attached at my shoulders- you know, so I could have more arms for all of my children? The two arms I’ve got are quite insufficient in the eyes of my kids.

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Twin

I’ve decided that all I really need is a twin sized bed. My kids give me absolutely no space anyhow and leave at least 4ft. of wasted space in the rest of the bed, so it would be best to … Continue reading

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