Monthly Archives: July 2012

Got Me Some Greens

Well, well, well! Somebody asked me, the Jew, how I prepare my Collard Greens. …And I told them! That in and of itself should explain it.

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Room at the Inn

The guests at my Inn have failed to inform the chef of their meal plans; mainly, dinner. Perhaps that is why I vomitted up 3lbs of baby bliss potatoes and 1lb of the Collard Green salad.

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iTunes

Thanks to my tots, I have over 2300 songs on my ipod, on my iphone which drains my mophie by 10am. Thanks to hubby, who didn’t put Sirius in my van, I need the larger mophie since mine isn’t working.

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You’re So Vein

It’s been one year since I’ve last visited the vascular surgeon about my legs. This time, I went to approach the idea: cosmetic surgery. His idea, snip, snap, out! He has more issues with the veins behind my knees that … Continue reading

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Always Fresh

Today I had to run up the street to the glorified WaWa to purchase formula for my youngest. Hopefully at today’s visit in 10 hours, I’ll finally get the “go” for drinking dairy. But, that is the sole reason I … Continue reading

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Just Another Day In Paradise

On any given day there could be 10 cars in my lot. Let’s take Mondays. Housekeepers. Contractors (money goes on trees). Exterminator (we get serviced as often as we need during a billing¬†cycle). Pooper Scooper. Electrician. Livee In Gardener. Pool … Continue reading

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Fresh Noodles

My Norma is only interested in fresh noodles. That means, twice a day I have to make just the right amount of noodles at the predicted time she’ll be hungry. Pavlov should have met my Einstein.

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Norma Rae!

My middle child protests going to camp- not a concentraion camp, but summer camp. I have to clarify because the way she carries on, it’s as if it’s the prior. So what does she do? She rallies on and creates … Continue reading

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Stamps?

What’s with it with Postal workers always insisting one needs to also purchase stamps?? I knew I had one goal at the USPS: mail a package. I didn’t carry a case full of unstamped invitations, and I was not in … Continue reading

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Next…

Today I stood in a series of lines and two separate post offices. I noticed something very important about the patrons and workers: both are incredibly stupid and ugly. Afterall, I suppose if someone was semi good looking they would … Continue reading

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