Monthly Archives: April 2012

Special Report

This just in- Tragedy on the Mainline- Jewish Woman Forced to Once Again Search for Housekeeper. Rochelle, Rochelle is faced with the daunting dileman of having to search , again, for a¬†housekeeper. Onlookers say she tried someone new after a … Continue reading

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Door Dummies

A few days ago I took my family and nanny to a fundrasier. Since I did not know until that moment if we would make it, I had to pay a little more at the door. With cash in hand, … Continue reading

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Open Sesame

Yesterday I went to the local craft store to purchase crafts for my classroom. I had my coupon in hand and was ready to to check out when I was met with Annie Apprehension. Cashier Shmuck- “The total is $57.81.” … Continue reading

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Snip Snap

My middle child got a new toy- the reason I cannot recall, but there was a tag on it and she detests tags. She came into my bathroom and asked if I would cut the tag. Reaching into my top … Continue reading

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Snip Snap

My middle child got a new toy- the reason I cannot recall, but there was a tag on it and she detests tags. She came into my bathroom and asked if I would cut the tag. Reaching into my top … Continue reading

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The Food Chain

This evening while reading my sensitive child her bedtime story about animals who play all day but have to go to sleep, she asked me about the “chick” in the story who eats worms. Child- Doesn’t it hurt to eat … Continue reading

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How Times Have Changed

Isn’t it funny- thinking back to the first time you slept over your husband’s place? Last night I was thinking back to a time… When I shaved my legs and showered, perfumed and watched all the gasey¬†intake foods I ate … Continue reading

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Stop Touching Me!!

For the love of Gd, I wish my children would spend more than 2 nights in a row in their rooms all night. As it is, I am forced to lay waiting for them to sneak in and not freak … Continue reading

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I Could Really Use Another Colonoscopy

If I could just catch up on some much needed rest- perhaps a self induced coma for about 4 months (I would have said 9, but I don’t want to sound selfish), that would be fab. I am so tired- … Continue reading

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Moving Through Mud

Imagine back to a time when you drank too much and your head was spinning so, that you just lay on your bed and fell fast asleep. Now imagine that you had only fallen asleep for 4 minutes- that is … Continue reading

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