Monthly Archives: November 2011

Say What?

My mother asked me if I wanted to drive to Florida for the winter holiday. I responded that I’d rather kill myself. Do you really think driving in a car with 2 tots and 2 babies is my idea of … Continue reading

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Recess

While watching my children (and other’s) at any given playground, I am amazed at how their eyes spring to life as they dash to the nearest slide. How great is that to just be a kid and start “playing” and … Continue reading

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Peggy Sue Got Married

I had my 20 year reunion the other day. I got dressed, did my hair and makeup, and was out the door with a friend from the 6th grade. Like two suburbanites, I drove us in my van with the … Continue reading

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Just the Crust

That’s all I get to eat these days. If my children ask for toast, I get the crusts. If they eat burgers, I get the burnt parts. If I eat a salad, they take the veggies. Apples, I get the … Continue reading

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You’re Shitting Me

While airing out my son the other night, I heard a grunt. Not realizing what it was until it was too late, I looked down at the warm spot on my leg and saw the culprit: poopy. With his face … Continue reading

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I Know An Old Man Who Swallowed a Pie…

Hubby is away, for work. Yet, throughout the day, I received text’s of his hike, pool and hotel scenery. Let me repeat, while I was out with all three children under the age of 5, I received texts. Being too … Continue reading

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Global Warming and the Rain Forest

Today I had my biannually teeth cleaning, though after my “you’re in the top 10% of my office for the healthiest teeth,” comment, I should really only have to go once a year. But while I was under the scraper, … Continue reading

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Hanukkah V. Christmas

I’ve decided that the tell all difference between Jews and Gentiles comes down to 3 simple truths. My own personal truths, but ones that you may now notice and think, “ah ha.” Hair. Coats. Footwear. Case in point: it’s the … Continue reading

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You’ll Be Back

Tonight I went to get my hair colored. Yes, tonight. Actually, at 7:30 to be exact. That’s right, at night. One would think I told each of my 6 annoyed family members that I was going to smoke crystal meth … Continue reading

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Pass

Today my child went on their first field trip to a colonial farm. When discussing with the nanny the details of the 1800 farm, I mentioned that this trip was a prelude for Thanksgiving. Since she is not from this country, … Continue reading

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