Monthly Archives: July 2011

Shake, Rattle and Roll

Again my eldest asked me today how babies were made. Was she trying to verify a previous response? “Mommy, how do you get another baby in you?” “Don’t worry, no more babies,” I replied. “HOW?!” “Mommy and daddy hug for … Continue reading

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Lesse-Moi Tranquille!!

I do not watch the news. I have not watched since Sept. 11th… 1985. Never watch. Never, never, never. I don’t like to see nor hear about evil, illness or demise. I will leave the room if the radio or … Continue reading

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I’ll Be Fine

This evening I took all three kids hans solo to the local book store for story time. I told nanny she could stay home and that in fact, “I’d be fine.” And I was fine, until eldest said, “I have … Continue reading

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The Bionic Man

Today while waiting for the Coccoon Spaceship to take me away to eternal youth, I met the Bionic Man. I called him that after he told me that he had 2 hip, knee and shoulder replacements. To go further, I … Continue reading

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Where’s My Jello?!

Hello, allow me to introduce myself as ve haven’t met. My name is Sylvia Jane Goldblum and I vas born in 1924 to a Malcha and Yizik Fein. I came to this country when I was just 15 years old. … Continue reading

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My Lovely Lady Lumps

How is it that I have numerous bathing suit tops, each with pads, and the pads are always bunched? And why is it that there is that one little hole, barely big enough for my pinky to fit, where I can … Continue reading

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Where’s Waldo

The other day I was at the market for a quick run. I had my short list prepared and noticed the 10:00 A.M.  time on my watch as I darted past the browsers. Unfortunately, I had more than 15 items … Continue reading

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Check Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

Tonight hubby and I took the kids to a new restaurant; huge mistake. Aside from our typical $30 meal turning into $150, the kids still came home hungry. The portions were ginormous and too gourmet for my little wiggles. Meanwhile, … Continue reading

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Wax Be Nimble

Today I decided I should do a touch up on my bikini area since it was too soon to see the waxer, yet too late to scare the kids. I got out my wax, heated it up and was all … Continue reading

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Party Poopers

This morning I was with the three children while hubby went back to sleep, and right before I went to put EAN down to nap, I received a phone call. “Doody,” called and I decided to use my baby’s bathroom. … Continue reading

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