The other day while picking up the tots from school, they both said they needed to use the bathroom before heading home. When the second child called me into the public bathroom to wipe her, I nearly died.

She was sitting on the actual toilet, as the seat was up.

I’ll say it again, she was sitting on the actual toilet; the seat was up.

I’m not sure I could focus to wipe her as I was too busy trying to not pass out from anxiety.