Monthly Archives: April 2011

Mommymommymommymommy

I swore I would never be one of those parents that carries their child kicking and screaming hysterically to school and leaving without a care. But today, after the incessant rantings of: I want my paci/I don’t want to go … Continue reading

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Defeat

I’m exhausted. Bitch, moan. But let me tell you why. Tonight hubby and I gave the three kids a bath; they needed it desperately. And during the bath, the kids were squashed into the small tub and Eater was trying … Continue reading

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Happy Christmas

The other week while out with my tot at my favorite store, a woman walking past us in the kid department noticed Eater looking at a stuffed animal and said, “is somebody getting ready for Easter?” I looked at my … Continue reading

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Madea

The other week, I was walking my youngest in the stroller, while killing time before having lunch at the school with my children. I wasn’t dressed for a walk since I was originally asked to volunteer before the luncheon and … Continue reading

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The last straw

I’m a big planner. I have to with three kids. I will set the table the night before so that breakfast goes smoothly. I prepare the drinks and meals, backpacks, coats and shoes so that all one has to do … Continue reading

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What’s in your wallet

My two tots think its funny to gather all their belongings and place them in bags or containers…and not put them back. For example, in my eldest’s backpack I found: a bottle, book, pen, pop tart rapper, rock, spoon, baby … Continue reading

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Chipendales

Why is it that male strippers can wear velcro clothing that instantly comes off, but infant clothing has buttons that don’t match up? Nightly I am forced to change my youngest’s jammies due to improper diapering and each night I … Continue reading

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The Fifth Question

The other evening, we celebrated the Passover Seder at my mother’s. It was a Seder like no other, but let me tell you why. Within the first few minutes of sitting, my youngest was ready to dine. Naturally I brought … Continue reading

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Pee A Boo

As many of you know, I am really uncomfortable around the penis. When my son was born, I was up in arms about the impending Brit; I was even more disraught having to change his diapers post. There were the … Continue reading

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If it looks like a duck

The other day I met a friend and her son at the park and we decided to take pictures of their playdate. The boys were shot in the swings, on their blankets laying and then sitting. Of course, as little … Continue reading

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