Monthly Archives: March 2011

Who’s Next?

Here’s the deal: I’m pushing forty and carrying an extra 10 lbs. I’m fucking tired. So you can imagine my exhaustion at 9pm when N.Non-Eater runs screaming from her room after seeing a stink bug in the dark. She’s a … Continue reading

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Now What?

The other night Eats All Night pulled a 180 and decided enough was enough and that he was going to sleep through the night. Unfortunately, my rock solid breasts had other plans and were none too happy with Johnny come … Continue reading

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What Are You Looking At?

I don’t know why I thought I discussed this, but I cannot seem to find this particular entry mentioning the freck. A few weeks ago I went to the eye dr. for my check up; it’d been 3 years. Why … Continue reading

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Ray

This evening I took all three kids to dine at Bubbie’s while hubby was still at work. Unfortunately, my children like to eat before 8pm- the time the blinding sun leaves their walls of windows kitchen. There we were, the … Continue reading

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Oh no he di’int

Please somebody tell me why it is acceptable for strangers to assume it’s carte blanche to┬átouch an infant’s face or hands? Today I took all three kids to the house of worship and every old man and woman took their … Continue reading

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Tiger Woods

I see Tiger has a new girlfriend who is a dead ringer for his Swedish ex-wife. She’s 22 and according to her friends, “not a gold digger since she’s from a very well to do family; she wouldn’t care about … Continue reading

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Encore

I know I’ve discussed this before and certainly, I don’t mean to beat a dead horse, but… why is it “mildly acceptable” to open my bra in public and whip out my breast and shove it in my child’s mouth? … Continue reading

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Have A Magical Evening

Hubby got it in his mind that we should take the brood to Disney; joy of all joys, I know. Furthermore, he decided that he just couldn’t contain himself and told the toddlers of their upcoming good fortune. Anyone who … Continue reading

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Are you kidding me?

Hubby’s best friend’s son is getting Bar Mitzvah’d and he asked if hubby and I would like to have an Aliyah. “Sure,” I said without realizing that I had been racially profiled as the sole Hebrew reader and now was … Continue reading

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Celebrity Apprentice

I’m always taken aback when I watch Celebrity Apprentice and Marley Matlin is signing but her male translator speaks. Why doesn’t she have a female translator to not throw off the audience?

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