Monthly Archives: December 2010

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

“May I borrow a cup of sugar?” might sound reasonable. Perhaps to even borrow an egg or two. I may even give you this: “can you bring in my mail?” But this morning, I was asked by our neighbor if … Continue reading

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Clean Up in Aisle Two

“Breaker 1-9; breaker 1-9. A nine hour delay has caused 2 overturned nipps on Mamary Highway to leak what appears to be gallons and gallons of milk.” You got it, Eats All Night decided to sleep in. That translate to: … Continue reading

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Handy Randy

This morning while watching the twelfth Christmas themed show on every station, I found Handy Randy- a show I could watch over and over again. You see, my children watch the same DVR’d shows over and over because they love … Continue reading

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Movin On Up

Today I met my parents at a very old condominium building to view an apartment for sale. The lobby was redone several times and appeared to be hip and exclusive. Perhaps they could call this place home. However, I prefer … Continue reading

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Elvis in the House

Today I tried to enter the Whole Foods to pick up but one necessite before the entire world shuts down- my dairy and soy free creamer. I know, I know, you’re thinking, really now? Did she have to venture out for … Continue reading

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No you; no you

Well, I think I found our third aupair. And while I feel pretty confident she has the newest requirements: heartbeat, vaccine willingness, personality… I am weary to pull the trigger. This is a big decision and clearly, too big for … Continue reading

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Bill Clinton Does it Again

Former President William Jefferson Clinton arrived in an undisclosed area of suburbia to meet with Host Mom from Hell to discuss freeing POW LBNP. According to sources, Host Mom was holding Brazilian Aupair, Little Bo No Peep under house arrest … Continue reading

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Snow Globes

I used to collect these. When traveling, in my former life, I would always make a pit stop at the local nick nack shop to purchase a globe. I had hoped to gather globes from all over the world. Maybe … Continue reading

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Auf Wiedersehen

Little Bo No did go. I feel so so. But when asking Eater if she was sad, she replied, “No!”

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Coming to America

We’ve had two aupairs in the past 3 months and each of them came bearing gifts from their homelands. As a collector of Snow Globes, I was thinking I could collect quite a variation from around the world- thanks to … Continue reading

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