Extreme Makeover

Hubby warned me when I wanted to put expensive wallpaper and carpets in the house, that one day when we had kids, they would color on the walls and vomit on the carpet.

Well, he was right. Only, they also make sissy and shit on it too.

Tonight while we were in the kitchen and the kids were upstairs, N.Non-Eater said, “I have to go potty.”

I was feeding Eats All Night or I’d have jumped up, but hubby was just putting away chicken that could have waited.

When I told him that he should run to her, he said, “she can wait.”

Knowing full well she couldn’t, I sat back and listened to Eater scream, “N.Non-Eater made a poopy on the carpet!”

Told ya.

About Lady in Red

mom of 3
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