Monthly Archives: November 2010

Extreme Makeover

Hubby warned me when I wanted to put expensive wallpaper and carpets in the house, that one day when we had kids, they would color on the walls and vomit on the carpet. Well, he was right. Only, they also … Continue reading

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Jew for Jesus

The other morning, I attended my first Lilly Pullitzer warehouse sale; praise be GD! I planned on having my mother watch Eats All Night so that I could shop without hinderance and hubby was taking the kids to school. When … Continue reading

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Can We Move Forward Please?

How is it possible that we can have thin televisions that hang on walls, cell phones that play movies while chatting to friends and video taping yourself all the while… but nobody has come up with a 4 lb vaccum … Continue reading

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Paging Dr. Welby

Tonight while changing Eats All Night’s diaper, I was startled by his “package.” It was smaller and darker; my heart beat louder and faster. I called my sister and explained his situation, that his “chips” seemed to have shrunk and … Continue reading

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Not another word

While driving my eldest to my mother’s to show her my new do, I heard her singing. Fucky, fucky, fucky, fucky, fucky fucky fucky…. to the tune of Jingle Bells. Moments later when she saw me staring at her via … Continue reading

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Take 3

When I came home from lopping off my hair, my eldest didn’t notice the lack of locks. Don’t you notice anything different about mommy?, I asked. Smiling that uncomfortable smile that Eater gets, she said, “no but why is your … Continue reading

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I’ll take those dungarees

My hair isĀ  too short that all I need now are mom jeans.

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Bye Bye Miss American Pie

I chopped off 12 inches of my hair today. Not me personally but my stylist. However, she only cut it after I sat in her chair for a good 20 minutes and showed unwaivering committment to the impending drastic change … Continue reading

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Hello McFly

Today while picking up my children from school, the nanny called me to inform me that the tile guy needed to speak to me. When he asked me where the silicone was, I said, “I don’t have any silicone, did … Continue reading

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Take a number

Today I had to shlep back to the fabric store, only to find my 50% off coupon was for internet sales only. Annoyed at having to pay twice as much for the same fabric I bought two days ago, I … Continue reading

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