Monthly Archives: June 2010

There she blows…

The other day I felt a big sneeze coming on. I ran for the toilet.

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Sex in the suburbs

Today the dress I ordered from the SITC2 movie arrived. It’s the peach “Halston” knockoff, the one Carrie wore with the head wrapped scarf. It’s a “shift” type dress with bathing suitish material; one arm in a sleeve, the other, … Continue reading

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I beg your pardon

Today while at the knitting shop I was sitting rather closely to the “lady” who was fixing my mistakes. Eater was with me and sitting so patiently as we waited for the rows of stitching to be put back together … Continue reading

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Father’s Day

The day was a bit different than I envisioned. It started out like this: I was up all night thanks to both of my kids unable to sleep. I finally put at least one child back into bed and the … Continue reading

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Tears for fears

Just a short list of fears that are beginning to paralyze my children: smilely face balloons (one which is currently gliding into my room and in front of my face; as freaky as those trashcans that sprung to life in … Continue reading

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Father’s Day

So let’s get this straight. Today I got yet another reminder that father’s day is just 3 days away. For the past several weeks I’ve been getting similar reminders. Emails come daily as if the end of the world is … Continue reading

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Te Quiero

My children have been learning some Spanish words and songs. All day long my youngest will say, te quiero– emphasizing the rr. Today I heard from our sitter that while on a stroll through our neighborhood, while passing the Mexican … Continue reading

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Shit for Shat

Tonight I have lots of gas. As I’ve written before, mine is like no other; it’s even worse being pregnant. But, if I fart without moving my body, I can stifle it a little bit longer, avoiding the “animal” comments. … Continue reading

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Really? You want me to? You sure??

Every night its the same issue: mommy is tired and her legs hurt. Daddy is on the computer. While he might be doing work, putting youngest to bed takes 10 min.; 10 min. which I prefer daddy do. The situation … Continue reading

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Have a blessed day

For several months now I have been looking for a housekeeper/nanny to replace our current nanny who is returning to her country. I have placed ads, called friends and agencies. Many friends of mine have found great help in the … Continue reading

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