Tonight my youngest was standing near my eldest when eldest dropped a plastic fork on the ground.
“Fork” youngest said.
“You don’t say a bad word!” Eldest reprimanded.
Me: Honey, she said, “Fork.”
Eldest: No, she said “Fuck. F.U.C.K. and its a bad word. Not fork. It’s like Damn it, also a bad word. Like the word you say when you drop something on your foot, THAT bad word.
I had to leave the room.