Monthly Archives: August 2009

I didn’t hear anything

Depending on the hour, I will or will not have heard one of the children waking. Since one, the other, or both often wake in stereo, I’m usually the one to walk the halls. I almost feel like a dumb … Continue reading

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Who let the dogs out?

Each night after I bring the children up for the baths, no matter the hour, I’m up for the night. I could be hungry, thirsty even, but I will not move from the bed. It gets tricky when its around … Continue reading

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The Price is Right!

Every Thursday, hubby and I play, “where’s my gd damn….” It goes like this: After finally trying to go to sleep after a long day, I’m tossing and turning. This continues for quite awhile, until I notice hubby tossing as … Continue reading

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Eww.

Eww. The favorite new word of my youngest child. Eww to the dirt on the floor, to the breadcrumbs on the chair, to the hair in the tub, to the pepper on the pasta…. really, I’m not sure when she … Continue reading

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Well helloooooooooo

I never ever go swimming in our pool. It’s not that I don’t want to, it’s that either one child is almost getting up or going down for a nap, and the timing just isn’t right. But today, I told … Continue reading

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Oh no she di’int!

This morning while trying to enjoy my one and only cup of Joe, I heard the sound of water. Thinking nothing of it, as it was only 7am, I continued drinking when I noticed my youngest rounding the corner with … Continue reading

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Shaggy… what was that?

This afternoon I had my first colonoscopy, but let me start at the beginning. While I am not 50 and have no family history of colon cancer (poo poo poo), I did have Aunt Flo’s brother Reed visit me post … Continue reading

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Hickory, dickory, dock

While listening to an old time favorite nursery rhyme, I finally thought about the words and began to cringe. Three blind mice. Three blind mice. See how they run. See how they run. They all ran after the farmer’s wife, … Continue reading

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Check please

The other day I decided to take the girls to their favorite diner for lunch. Upon sitting at their largest table in the restaurant, non-eater parks herself on the opposite side of our booth and begins her tasks. Filing and … Continue reading

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Come again?

While skyping with an aupair overseas, I was dumbfounded by the honesty or lack of language skills of said woman. When asking random questions while watching her twirl her hair, as only an 18 year old girl could do, I … Continue reading

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