Monthly Archives: March 2009

Stop or go?

While trying to drive in my neighborhood which has been under construction for several weeks now, I am faced with deep confusion and a need to know. If I am at a stop sign and there are workers waving me … Continue reading

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Fire on the floor!

Here’s the thing, my nose knows it all. I can smell anything, anywhere, cold or not. So here we are, in bed, non-eater, grumpy hubby and me, and all the sudden, I’m sniffing away. And sniffing, and sniffing. And I … Continue reading

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Slip ‘n Slide

The other day I made the mistake of leaving my youngest by herself in the playroom while getting my non-eater from her nap.¬†Youngest had just made a poopy and has this issue with getting her diaper changed. She becomes this … Continue reading

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The Twilight Zone

Have you ever noticed how when you go into a DMV, the staff and people are all…odd? Today I decided to get my new license picture; I’d recently had my hair colored and thought, why not? Figuring it would be … Continue reading

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Got Milk?

I took my kids this afternoon to the playground; it was a beautiful day and I thought it would be a great idea. BOY WAS I WRONG. Usually we are the only people at the playground, so to see a … Continue reading

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Dancing with non-stars

I love this show; the entertainment is exciting. Perhaps I should rephrase: the once popular stars are fat. Belinda Carlisle, the go go, should go, go and keep going. Shame really, one knows that age does wonders to gravity on … Continue reading

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Triple Threat

Well, it happened. I was all alone with the two girls and I noticed non-eater was twitching her face behind the slide. “Do you have to go potty? ” I asked. And what happens next is very hard for me … Continue reading

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Wonder Twin Powers Deactivate

Every time I have to pick up my child, she uses her super powers to turn into water. Immediately she will liquify her body and splash down on the ground, out of my grip. Whether I have to put her … Continue reading

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Sign your John Ha…

Why is it that every time I go to sign my name after using my credit card, I always feel rushed? Immediately when I start signing my name, it’s like the sales clerk is pulling away! I never get to … Continue reading

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Freaky Friday

So I just put #2 in the crib for naptime; 6 minutes before she should be in her room. She is pretty much a to the T kind of gal. But I am exhausted from having to stay up late … Continue reading

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